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10..9.... So I realize anyone can start a blog right? I also realize it's good to have an english degree to help you write these blogs. Which I DO NOT have. Now that i've gotten that out and accepted that my english major friends will just have to complain to their other english friends over my use of effect or affect incorrectly or run on sentences (like this one), or even the occasional mis-use of a comma or dash. Least I say they might be "hoist with his own petard"  if anyone truly reads a blog for it's grammar, syntax, punctuation and semantic context.

8......7....6.... Besides I think the content is important most the time. I will try very hard not to mess up too much, (if you can forgive me) and I think this will be a beautiful start to a very strange journey. You dig it ??  

5.......4......3..... All my life I have been getting into trouble by my big mouth for blabbering on in class, talking up a storm at work and slipping out stupid comments to strangers. I believe half my school life my report cards said " Amber is talking too much in class" or "Amber is distracting other students" but always a end of " Amber is doing well in science and reading". Apparently to my teachers I was the most annoying kid alive or the class clown. Lone behold I was a thespian in disguise... Yes, I just said thespian! I just wanted to entertain. I also enjoyed writing poems in high school but now that I read them today its like any other high schooler trying to write deep descriptive words- BAH--like every sentence must have 50 different metaphors for pain and crying. "The moon weeps stars" and" the time of life ticks slowly on the wall of death",  anymore descriptive and the paper would set fire. Also not to mention the need to rhyme everything. What's that about? Dr. Suess- why I addaaa... "Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." www.Seussville.com.  Srsly I'm not talking bad about the Dr. S- but you get what I mean. 

.........2.......  But really what I want to do with this blog is to talk about life (of course) but the part that you think to yourself that really makes you think hard- so hard you forget how to explain to someone what exactly you meant by pondering so hard?! Ponder this, Do we really want to be so connected to the media world that no one talks to each other except by face to face, where you text your mom more then you see her, or become to addictive to computer games you forget to feed your own baby? Like these parents. http://abcnews.go.com/International/TheLaw/baby-death-alleged-result-parents-online-games-addiction/story?id=10007040 Right..... so I know that Im kind of a hypocrite if I state the above issue by having a blog but lets face it I still get out plenty in the real world to give me some leeway . In this era we have information at our finger tips in a blink of a eye or click of a mouse ( actually even the mouse is becoming extinct) that I feel it give us both a crutch and a weapon as the same time. More info means more knowledge, but do you think we can have too much information? Example: I know if I feel a tickle in my throat and my head hurts I might look up the symptoms on the net.... 2 hours later and I am sure I have a rare form of Neisseria Meningitidis. 

..............1........ So do you agree with my teachers now? How many people got report cards with bad teacher comments? Let me hear your voices below! I'm a quick learner and I only want to entertain the audience.. that is YOU ! Feedback is greatly accepted but not always implemented.    ;) 


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